you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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