Well apparently he's into motor boating.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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