Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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