I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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