If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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