this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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