I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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