Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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