Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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