well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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