just tell him i said nine months
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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