As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
either way he was missing a nipple.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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