the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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