Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
3 2 1 whiskey
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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