On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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