If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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