everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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