yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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