His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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