i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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