How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just google imaged poop.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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