I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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