I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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