Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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