Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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