Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She's JV to your varsity
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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