walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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