I just cut my nipple shaving
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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