just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
