i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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