what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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