so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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