My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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