I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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