All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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