Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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