Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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