what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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