I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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