Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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