Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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