I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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