my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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