My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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