Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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