He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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