Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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