I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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