Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
My vagina is officially offended.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
