is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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