i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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