is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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