I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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